"Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine."

-- Rowan Atkinson

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“The rule in our society is that while those who kill once make wretched a single person are severely punished, those (heads of state, inventors, manufacturers) who are responsible for the death, mutilation or general wretchedness of thousands or millions are rewarded with fame, riches and prizes... If you are going to rob, rob big; if you're going to kill, kill big.”

Source : Philip Slater (2016). “The Pursuit of Loneliness: America's Discontent and the Search for a New Democratic Ideal”, p.142, Beacon Press
“It's my uniform. Everyone in my company wears it." "It's hideous." Rose felt her hackles rise. The neon green uniform was hideous, but she didn't appreciate him pointing it out. She opened her mouth. "Yet despite it, you look lovely," he said. "Flattery will get you nowhere," she told him. "It's not flattery," he said coldly. "Flattery requires exaggeration. I'm merely stating a fact. You're a beautiful woman wearing an ugly sack of unnatural color.”
“A screenwriter is much like being a fire hydrant with a bunch of dogs lined up around it.”
“Designers like even grayness, which is the worst thing for a reader.”
“Burdens are the foundations of ease and bitter things the forerunners of pleasure.”
“If I make a song where I'm happy, I sound completely mad - I think my voice is better-suited for sadder songs.”
“A book, like a person, has its fortunes with one; is lucky or unlucky in the precise moment of its falling in our way, and often by some happy accident counts with us for something more than its independent value.”
“...the most obvious, ubiquitous, important realities are often the ones that are hardest to see and talk about.”

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