"But the way they phrase those things when you get to the voting booth, you don't know which way you're voting, cause it's like, "Should we not eat unbabies not on this not day?" .... So you vote no on it, and then it's on the news the next day. "Well, 74% of Americans have decided it's time to eat babies.""

-- Kyle Cease

#Funny Quotes #Baby Quotes #Next Day Quotes

“religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.”
“You don't realize that when you're young, and you're surprised there's a lot of people at your gig - you just think it's general British-press hype.”
“Having advanced to the limit of boldness, child, you have stumbled against the lofty pedestal of Justice.”
“Finally I almost dropped gymnastics because I couldn't live without create, and you know, and then, all public in the world start to say, we don't want to see gymnastics without Olga.”
“I've never felt like a trophy wife. I have been able to learn a lot in my role. The fact that you do not have any formal powers does not mean that one does not have a good starting point to give their opinion on important value questions. I really feel that I can put the spotlight on many issues that are important in Norwegian society. And I am very happy.”
“There are different ways to shop for different people.”
“Playing against a defensive opponent is just as bad as making love to a tree.”
“Diabetes is caused by melancholy.”

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