"Playing against a defensive opponent is just as bad as making love to a tree."

-- Jorge Valdano

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“From what I understand about Shakespeare - which isn't a lot - there was no copyright law when he was writing. He sampled at will, and it wasn't seen as a bad thing.”

Source : Source: www.billboard.com
“Love wasn't a piece of music you could play over and over again with different interpretations. It actually needed to be improvised as you went along.”
“Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not.”

Source : Jenny Mollen (2014). “I Like You Just the Way I Am: Stories About Me and Some Other People”, p.51, St. Martin's Press
“The last time I was in Chile, I was hypnotized by a friend who is studying to be a curandero, a healer, who led me back through several incarnations. It wasn't easy to return to the present, however, since my friend hadn't reached that part of the course, but the experiment was well worth the effort because I discovered that in former lives I was not Genghis Khan, as my mother believes.”
“There are a few things that make me angry. Mostly things not going my way.”
“Democracy never comes by the barrel of a gun, or by cluster bombs.”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“Of all human troubles the most hateful is to feel that you have the capacity of power and yet you have no field to excercise it.”
“Is it not by love alone that we succeed in penetrating to the very essence of being?”

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