"My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth."

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Ron White

#Goal Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Make You Laugh Quotes

“Acts have their being in the witness. Without him who can speak of it? In the end one could even say that the act is nothing, the witness all.”
“In the Spirit which draws us into honest engagement with one another, including those who may be very different from us in various ways, God calls us to wake up and learn how to love and respect one another, period.”
“Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.”

Source : Quoted in Evan Esar, A Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (1949)
“With Jesus, however, the device of parabolic utterance is used not to explain things to peopleâ€™s satisfaction but to call attention to the unsatisfactoriness of all their previous explanations and understandings.”
“Life is a journey, it can take you anywhere you choose to go”

Source : Song: The Voice Within, Album: Stripped, 2002
“Faith is not the result of fuzy thinking. It is the cause of it.”
“Sooner or later a black car came for everyone.”
“Occasionally, there are battles in the sky. One likes to imagine the angels are always triumphant. One does not like to think of the ancient and terrible scales balancing the infernal and divine as wobbling back and forth. Tilting freely, to and fro. One does not like to think that sometimes it is the angel that falls.”

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