"I don't like any nastiness on tv unless it's coming from me."

-- Andy Kindler

#Nastiness Quotes #Tvs Quotes

“Imagine a famine. Now imagine a piece of bread. Both of these things are real but you happen to be in the same room with only one of them. Put yourself into a different room, thatâ€™s what the mind is for.”
“Unfortunately, what my head wanted and what my heart wanted were two completely different things.”
“It is never quite safe to think we have done with life. When we imagine we have finished our story fate has a trick of turning the page and showing us yet another chapter.”
“Writing music is just something that I was born to do.”
“In the electoral campaign, President Bush named as the most important person in his life Jesus . Now he has a unique chance to prove that he meant it seriously: for him, as for all Americans today, "Love thy neighbor!" means "Love the Muslims!" OR IT MEANS NOTHING AT ALL.”
“Let yourself be gutted. Let it open you. Start here.”
“I think we can see how blessed we are in America to have access to the kind of health care we do if we are insured, and even if uninsured, how there is a safety net. Now, as to the problem of how much health care costs and how we reform health care ... it is another story altogether.”
“Bowie and McCartney arrived, and the biscuits and caviare started and I left immediately. I don't like shouting across rooms, with people in shiny suits who look like used-car salesmen.”

Source : "The importance of being Childish" by Tim Teeman, The Times, December 2, 2006.

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