"When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him. He was talking about somebody - he said somebody was like the Clint Eastwood of something, and I said, "I thought he was the Arnold Schwarzenegger," or "more like Arnold Schwarzenegger." He just looked at me like I was crazy. He didn't know what I was talking about."

-- Rich Fulcher

#Crazy Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Talking Quotes

“Wanting to take a light camera with me when I climb or do mountain runs has kept me using exclusively 35 mm”
“Time decides who you meet in life, your heart decides who you want in your life, and your behavior decides who stays in your life.”
“it is only through the home that a people can become really good and truly great ...”
“None but an armed nation can dispense with a standing army”
“Journalism is a giant catapult set in motion by pigmy hatreds.”
“Give me a child for the first 5 years of his life and he will be mine forever.”
“Men often bear little grievances with less courage than they do large misfortunes.”
“Cotton balls is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname. Cinnamon buns, on the other hand, is something I would buy and want to have as a nickname. 'Are you Cinnamon Buns?' 'You bet your sweet ***** I am.'”

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