"And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them."

-- Alan King

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“Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on one's wife alone.”
“Now that I think about it, it seems to me thatâ€™s what Idiocy is: the ability to be enthusiastic all the time about anything you like, so that a drawing on the wall does not have to be diminished by the memory of the frescoes of Giotto in Padua.”
“Your mine, angel. And I won't let anything change that.”
“I'm a horrible golfer.”
“My kids are at a point in their lives where I'm a moral compass for them. God help them both.”

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“To be hopeful in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history not only of cruelty but also of compassion, sacrifice, courage, kindness.”
“I think the important thing is that there be plenty of newspapers, with plenty of different people controlling them, so that there are a variety of viewpoints, so there is a choice for the public. This is the freedom of the press that is needed.”
“Usually if someone starts making universal claims, I tune right on out.”

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