"I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary."

-- Les Dawson

#Kids Quotes #Wife Quotes

“Just because you are struggling does NOT mean you are failing. Every great success requires some kind of struggle to get there.”

Source : Twitter post from Apr 23, 2013
“You don't need a plan; you just need to be present.”
“My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.”
“For me, addiction never really included telling myself that everything was okay. By the time I was deep in my addictions, I knew things were pretty bad and I had no control over them.”
“The poverty of our century is unlike that of any other. It is not, as poverty was before, the result of natural scarcity, but of a set of priorities imposed upon the rest of the world by the rich.”

Source : John Berger (2011). “Keeping a Rendezvous”, p.234, Vintage
“It feels so good to laugh at myself. I'd probably cry my eyes out if I didn't.”
“I hate the word 'hippy.'”
“The limitation of riots, moral questions aside, is that they cannot win and their participants know it. Hence, rioting is not revolutionary but reactionary because it invites defeat. It involves an emotional catharsis, but it must be followed by a sense of futility.”

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