"The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric."

-- Greg Behrendt

#Getting Older Quotes #Eccentric Quotes #Getting Old Quotes

“Religion is a self-conferred intellectual decision; it's not something you get at birth and is unchangeable. You're collusive with the religion when you accept it; you have a choice.”
“The science of political economy is essentially practical, and applicable to the common business of human life. There are few branches of human knowledge where false views may do more harm, or just views more good.”
“When I was a freshman in high school, I got a letterman jacket, which you'd think would be great stock. The jacket had the big S on it, for Santa Monica. But rather than having a football or a baseball on the S, I had a little nine iron. Girls thought it was a flute.”
“He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp.”

Source : Kate Cruise O'Brien (1980). “A gift horse, and other stories”, Olympic Marketing Corp
“I'm usually working on my own mythology, my own realm of created characters. Stories in mythology inspire me, though I may not be conscious of it.”
“No daughter is ever her mother's darling. That spot is always reserved for the son.”
“Oh, yes! Fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!”
“Don't turn your back upon your doctrinal doubts and difficulties. Go up to them and examine them. Perhaps the ghastly object which looks to you in the twilight like a sheeted ghost may prove to be no more than a table-cloth hanging upon a hedge.”

Source : Andrew Kennedy Hutchison Boyd (1862). “The Recreations of a Country Parson”, p.325

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