"It's hard having kids because it's boring... It's just being with them on the floor while they be children. They read Clifford the Big Red Dog to you at a rate of 50 minutes a page, and you have to sit there and be horribly proud and bored at the same time."

-- Louis C. K.

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“No man ever raised a monument to a cynic or wrote a poem about a man without faith.”
“Letting the last breath come. Letting the last breath go. Dissolving, dissolving into vast space, the light body released from its heavier form. A sense of connectedness with all that is, all sense of separation dissolved in the vastness of being. Each breath melting into space as though it were the last.”

Source : Stephen Levine (2010). “Healing into Life and Death”, p.281, Anchor
“I understand - and often make fun of - the desire to run to the wall text before running to the painting.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“There are worse things you can do to the people you love than kill them. The regular way is just to watch the world do it. Just read the newspaper.”
“Where there are more guns, there are more gun problems, it 's particularly dangerous to have a gun around when people do things spontaneously. In college, from a public health standpoint, brains are n't fully developed.”
“As soon as you start writing about how human beings interact with each other socially, you're into politics, aren't you?”
“Being a mother by far is my favorite and most important career.”

Source : "Jenni Rivera Passes Away: PARADE's Final Interview With the Latin Sensation". Interview with Mary Margaret, parade.com. August 2, 2012.
“Less power to religion, the greater power to knowledge”

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