"I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting."

-- Artie Lange

#Gambling Quotes #Stuff Quotes #Exciting Quotes

“Sometimes you're afraid to fall in love with a chick, but she sucks you in anyway.”
“Nobody does Israel any service by proclaiming its 'right to exist.' Israel's right to exist, like that of the United States, Saudi Arabia and 152 other states, is axiomatic and unreserved. Israel's legitimacy is not suspended in midair awaiting acknowledgement.... There is certainly no other state, big or small, young or old, that would consider mere recognition of its 'right to exist' a favor, or a negotiable concession.”
“To confine soldiers to purely military functions while urgent and vital tasks have to be done, and nobody else is available to undertake them, would be senseless. The soldier must then be prepared to become a propagandist, a social worker, a civil engineer, a schoolteacher, a nurse, a boy scout. But only for as long as he cannot be replaced, for it is better to entrust civilian tasks to civilians.”
“I've always thought that a lot of the problems in the world would be solved if a spaceship did arrive, then anyone with one head and two arms and two legs would be your brother! It wouldn't matter where they were from or what they believed or anything. It might be good for us.”
“One never really knows who one's enemy is.”
“Manhattan is a narrow island off the coast of New Jersey devoted to the pursuit of lunch.”
“Pain is the great teacher of mankind. Beneath its breath souls develop.”
“My rule of thumb is, what Siskel and Ebert like, I don't, and vice versa.”

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