"I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat."

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Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Wife Quotes #Dollars Quotes

“I am convinced that success is not measured by what you get out of life, but by what you give back.”
“I think I'd struggle to get excited by synchronised swimming.”
“And there are new kinds of nomads, not people who are at home everywhere, but who are at home nowhere. I was one of them”
“In mercy, God has called you and saved, healed, blessed and delivered you.”
“Whatâ€™s the deal with the hair?â€ Curran tore his gaze from the book and grimaced. â€œGrows every flare. Canâ€™t help it." We stared at each other. â€œWaiting for the Fabio joke,â€ he said.”
“I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Between our two lives there is also the life of the cherry blossom.”
“He who willingly accepts chastening by affliction is not dominated by evil thoughts against his will; whereas he who does not accept affliction is taken prisoner by evil thoughts, even though he resists them.”

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