"This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Girlfriend Quotes #Xbox Quotes #Funny Christmas Quotes

“As a spirit having a human experience, you can choose to not merely exist but to be fully conscious and aware of living in a limited world. When you take a conscious part in life and its multitudes of choices, you won't let life happen to you - you will make life happen for you.”
“The brain is the man; its health is essential for normal living; its disorders are surely the most profound of human miseries; and its destruction annihilates a person humanly, however intact his body.”
“If I were you I would face my clothes, to make sure that no one runs off with them!”
“Canada is big enough to make a difference but not big enough to threaten anybody. And that is a huge asset if it's properly used.”
“Hello. My name is Henry. I am a fan. Somewhere in the late 1980sâ€™, I got tired of people telling me to get a life. I wrote a book instead”

Source : Henry Jenkins (2006). “Fans, Bloggers, and Gamers: Exploring Participatory Culture”, p.1, NYU Press
“I think Iâ€™ll dismember the world and then Iâ€™ll dance in the wreckage.”
“For the Earth is only an atom in the universe of worlds.”
“Pride of the dewy morning, The swain's experienced eye From thee takes timely warning. Nor trusts the gorgeous sky.”

Source : John Keble (1874). “The Christian Year: Thoughts in Verse for the Sundays and Holydays Throughout the Year”, p.189

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