"My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere."

-- Steven Wright

#Elephants Quotes #Pet Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I put it (a still life of a pear, made by Manet, ed.) there (on the wall, next to Ingres' Jupiter, ed.), for a pear like that would overthrow any god.”
“The effect of violent dislike between groups has always created an indifference to the welfare and honor of the state.”
“The Goal is not to have a warm, dry house, but to have a warm, dry house with a spirit to it.”
“We cannot have faith without belief, but we can believe without having faith. Belief is the foundation of faith. Faith is trusting in our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. The scriptures contain many assurances of salvation to those who exercise faith and obey the commandments... Faith is the motivating force that impels action.”
“Just go up to somebody on the street and say 'You're it!' and then run away.”
“I am an idle devil. But at least I work at it.”
“Truth was truth, whether I darkened my eyes to it or not.”

Source : William Batchelder Greene, Jakob Böhme, Antoine Fabre d'Olivet, Philippe-Joseph-Benjamin Buchez (1849). “Remarks on the science of history: followed by An a priori autobiography”, p.33
“What modern technology has done has afforded us the luxury of abbreviation and being concise with time, I think. Things that it would take you a week to do can now be done in a day, which is absolutely awesome because you can concentrate on the bigger picture.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com

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