"According to a new UN report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad, when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet."

-- Jay Leno

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“There is no moral equivalency between those who would kill using children, innocent civilians, children and adults, in their homes and in their places of worship, to that of a government that is seeking those terrorists before they can engage in that awful activity.”
“I would love a bowl of Frosties, but I start the day with something healthier like a bowl of yoghurt or berries.”
“When I heard, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, I thought, Did he fall or was he pushed?”

Source : "Crime novelist P.D. James dies at 94" by Todd Leopold, www.cnn.com. November 27, 2014.
“It is better to give children a rule to break than to give them no rules at all.”
“The Impressionists had to fight the gallery system for many years before becoming accepted. One of their methods of fighting was to band together and hold their own shows.”
“Machines have given us a new ability to count and make our understanding quantitative. The Web connects news gatherers with audiences in ways that were never possible before and can bring a breadth of intelligence, and experiences to understanding the news we never had. And professional reporters and editors still have a unique role to play in triangulating those inputs as well as bringing three other distinct skills - access to interrogate people in power, exceptional storytelling skills, and a discipline of open minded, skeptical inquiry - which are not as likely to be found elsewhere.”
“Grizzly bears eat people without the benefit of music.”
“Business is a combination of war and sport.”

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