"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."

-- Kathy Griffin

“What can be done when youâ€™re eleven can often never be done again.”
“I didn't want to be discriminated against because of my gender and status. I promised myself I was never going to be treated as a second-class citizen.”
“Slowly we have lifeted ourselves by our own bootstraps. Step by halting step, we have beat our way back”
“He said that if culture is a house, then language was the key to the front door; to all the rooms inside. Without it, he said, you ended up wayward, without a proper home or a legitimate identity.”
“Famous crime stories almost always lead to the passing of new laws.”

Source : "Writer Bill James". "The Tavis Smiley Show", www.pbs.org. May 20, 2011.
“We are frequently understood the least by those who have known us the longest.”
“Teenage life - possibly adult life too is all about what you want and canâ€™t have. And then about what you receive and misuse.”
“She poured the water, arranged some bread near enough the embers to scorch but not catch fire, and looked up at Little John. She was so accustomed to his step, to his bulk, that it took a moment to notice his face; and when she did . . . It was, she thought, rather like the moment it took to realize one had cut one's finger as one stared dumbly at the first drop of blood on the knife-blade. You know it is going to hurt quite a lot in a minute.”

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