"[On turning down an invitation to appear for four minutes on the Ed Sullivan Show:] Honey, it takes Moms four minutes just to get on the stage."

-- Moms Mabley

#Mom Quotes #Four Quotes #Honey Quotes

“I always said what I thought and I didn't hold anything back.”
“There is no such thing as collective guilt.”
“We are all connected to everyone and everything in the universe. Therefore, everything one does as an individual affects the whole. All thoughts, words, images, prayers, blessings, and deeds are listened to by all that is.”
“Do not suppose opportunity will knock twice at your door.”
“We could never have loved the earth so well if we had had no childhood in it.”
“I cant believe that having said what I said was interpreted as having been what I said when I said it, because I said it where I said it, when I said it, and who I said it to.”
“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.”

Source : Bjarne Stroustrup's FAQ: Did you really say that?, www.stroustrup.com.
“My sister Suga Tee is doing conscious rap. She speaks to the youth. She has an album coming out soon. She got saved but she is still doing her thing. She still spits good game. She's talented. She sings. I don't know if a lot of people know this but Suga Tee has a beautiful voice. So ya'll look out for her album you dig? And look forward to a future Clique album.”

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