"I'd like to have sex with myself."

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Eddie Izzard

“Leica, schmeica. The camera doesn't make a bit of difference. All of them can record what you are seeing. But you have to see.”
“We're comfortable with movie stars having money. We're comfortable with a woman marrying a rich guy and having money. We're not so comfortable with a woman independently working in business and making a lot of money.”
“I like the body. I like to design everything to do with the body.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“I'm really creating abstract shapes and relationships that work together. They come together and give the illusion of reality, but they're really abstract shapes. If you look at individual shapes, they aren't the shape of anything, but together they give you the illusion of hills and sun and flowers.”
“From 1985 to 1994, I lived in Manhattan in a big old loft right off Times Square. I could walk to work, which was in a couple of Broadway theaters, to Howard Stern's studio, and to 30 Rock for 'Letterman' and 'SNL.' Even in New York, walking to work is homey and folksy, like living in a small town.”
“Any society where it's a crime or a hassle to be different is a society based on psychological fascism.”
“I love the outdoor festival feeling.”
“I am writing My Life to laugh at myself, and I am succeeding.”

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