"Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel."

-- Joan Rivers

#Grandchildren Quotes #Pigs Quotes #Talking Quotes

“I have haters. I have so many haters.”
“The devotion of democracy to education is a familiar fact. . . . [A] government resting upon popular suffrage cannot be successful unless those who elect . . . their governors are educated.”
“I like going to France, because no one knows who I am.”
“Theosophy is who Theosophy does, not thinks, not studies, not feels but does.”
“Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.”
“A mass of dust, world's momentary slave, Is man, in state of our old Adam made, Soon born to die, soon flourishing to fade.”
“The customer is always right.”
“I wonder what the difference between love and control is, but I'm afraid to look those words up in a dictionary.”

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