"Schwarzenegger said last night on the show he expects his opponents to throw all kinds of dirt at him. And you know, it's started already. Today, they released the one thing that could really hurt Arnold. Turns out he once starred in a movie with Tom Arnold."

-- Jay Leno

#Hurt Quotes #Night Quotes #Opponents Quotes

“I have heard that the Saudi Arabians are paying Greenpeace to campaign against Nuclear Power. It wouldn't surprise me at all.”
“Invisible things are the only realities.”
“I started realizing that I wasn't so dumb; rather, most people simply didn't know the answers to the questions that I was interested in-or they didn't care”
“Sharp and fell remorse, the offspring of my sin! Why do you, O God, lacerate my heart so late? Why, O boding cries, that scream so close to me,--why do I listen to you now, and never heard you before?”
“A friend is a friend forever And a good one will never leave, never”

Source : Song: Hope in the Air, Album: I Speak Because I Can, 2010
“Some things are meant to be broken. Imperfect. Chaotic.”
“Life for the majority of the population. Is an unlovely struggle against unfair odds. Culminating in a cheap funeral.”

Source : Siegfried Sassoon (1983). “Siegfried Sassoon's long journey: selections from the Sherston memoirs”, Oxford University Press, USA
“No erotic work of art is filth if it is artistically significant; it is only turned into filth through the beholder if he is filthy.”

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