"I have a lot of internalised tantrums. I secretly hope the worst and then I start planning my little speech for the beginning of it. Showers are the worst - all the time in the shower I'm planning the next time I'm going to lose it at someone, and then I never actually do. You're almost let down when people are nice."

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Jon Richardson

#Nice Quotes #People Quotes #Tantrums Quotes

“You don't have to teach people how to be human. You have to teach them how to stop being inhuman.”
“I wanted to emulate Bob Flanagan, the high voice in the 'Four Freshmen.' I wanted to sing high like he did.”
“Ploutos , no wonder mortals worship you: You are so tolerant of their sins !”
“Even if it were true that evolution, or the teaching of evolution, encouraged immorality that would not imply that the theory of evolution was false.”
“Anything where people have to work together makes me cry.”
“Ian Ashby is very underrated and it's right he gets the accolades he gets”
“Since I'm allergic to various things, the army wouldn't accept me during the war, and I got into the Office of War Information, which sent music to Europe.”
“Congress seems drugged and inert most of the time... its idea of meeting a problem is to hold hearings or, in extreme cases, to appoint a commission.”

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