"The way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb about it, so I surround myself with smart people in much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut. I just pay things off. That's all I do."

-- Dennis Miller

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“Sex is just another real good drug ... and it can make a junkie out of you.”
“I want to take you to a place of pure magic... It's the place athletes call the "zone". Buddhists call "satori" and ravers call "trance". I call it the Silver Desert. It's a place of pure light that holds the dark within it. It's a place of pure rhythm.”
“Knowledge of any kind ... brings about a change in awareness from where it is possible to create new realities.”
“I think these are very precarious times for women, it seems. So many of your rights are under assault.”

Source : "Richard Hanna, GOP Congressman, Tells Women To Give Their Money To Democrats" by Laura Bassett, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 22, 2012.
“Tremendous beauty and tremendous ugliness puts you on the outside of things.”
“There is something about the aroma of fresh books that's totally intoxicating. A new book has a certain clean, crisp smell full of promise that is difficult to define. Sort of like the scent and feeling of just-washed bed linens at the moment you slide your legs between them.”
“Every bad situation is a blues song waiting to happen.”

Source : "Readers recommend: melancholy songs" by Peter Kimpton, www.theguardian.com. August 27, 2015.
“There has to be pain. That's the rule.”

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