"A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it."

-- Greg Behrendt

#Dating Quotes #Giving Quotes #Guy Quotes

“Death is the surest calculation that can be made.”

Source : Ludwig Büchner (1870). “Force and Matter: Empirico-philosophical Studies, Intelligibly Rendered”, p.35
“I think America loves cooperative black men. I am not against Colin Powell, but I know who he is.”
“From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Jane: Focus is important. V: Only if you're a microscope.”
“Activity is a sovereign remedy for the blues.”
“In my world there would be as many public libraries as there are Starbucks.”
“We, as women, often believe that we have to endear ourselves by acting modestly. But that leads personnel directors to think: Anyone who gives themselves away so cheaply cannot be very good. On that point, women need to get much, much more self-confident and tough.”
“Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale.”

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