"Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?"

-- Emo Philips

#Children Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Parenting Quotes

“My mother taught me three things: respect, knowledge, search for knowledge. It's an eternal journey.”
“The best way to study is to go to the Cecchetti method for about a year and draw onto all the highest points and then put that into the general method.”
“While I recommend studying the art from artists, Nature is and must be the fountain which alone is inexhaustible, and from which all excellences must originally flow.”
“Jessica Lange in Frances... was dramatic and passionate and one of the strongest performances I've seen a woman do”
“In London, theatregoers expect to laugh; in Paris, they wait grimly for proof that they should.”
“One citizen differs from another, but the salvation of the community is the common business of them all. This community is the constitution; the virtue of the citizen must therefore be relative to the constitution of which he is a member.”
“Cooking was taken with such seriousness in France that even ordinary chefs were proud of their profession. That's what appealed to me.”
“We human beings build houses because we're alive but we write books because we're mortal. We live in groups because we're sociable but we read because we know we're alone. Reading offers a kind of companionship that takes no one's place but that no one can replace either. It offers no definitive explanation of our destiny but links us inextricably to life. Its tiny secret links remind us of how paradoxically happy we are to be alive while illuminating how tragically absurd life is.”

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