"I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck."

-- Joan Rivers

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“The signature of mediocrity is not an unwillingness to change. The signature of mediocrity is inconsistency.”
“That the past is ahead, in front of us, is a conception of time that helps us retain our memories and to be aware of its presents. What is behind us [the future] cannot be seen and is liable to be forgotten readily. What is ahead of us [the past] cannot be forgotten so readily or ignored, for it is in front of our minds' eyes, always reminding us of its presence. The past is alive in us, so in more than a metaphorical sense the dead are alive - we are our history.”
“It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change.”
“She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh.”
“The top 1 percent have the best houses, the best educations, the best doctors, and the best lifestyles, but there is one thing that money doesn't seem to have bought: an understanding that their fate is bound up with how the other 99 percent live. Throughout history, this is something that the top 1 percent eventually do learn. Too late.”

Source : Joseph Stiglitz (2015). “The Great Divide”, p.110, Penguin UK
“Whosoever is determined to seek guidance and follow a path of right conduct must search for a shaykh from amongst those who have realization, one who follows a path methodically, who has abandoned his passions, and who has firmly established his feet in the service of his Lord.”
“At the meeting you behaves exactly as Marathi novelists of the last century tell is husbands do in sari shops.”

Source : Sachin Kundalkar (2016). “Cobalt Blue: A Novel”, p.24, New Press, The
“Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.”

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