"I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"

-- Steven Wright

#Ice Quotes #Guy Quotes #Dry Quotes

“All art is at once surface and symbol. Those who go beneath the surface do so at their peril.”
“We cannot tell what may happen to us in the strange medley of life. But we can decide what happens in us - how we can take it, what we do with it - and that is what really counts in the end.”
“I followed all life's pleasures wherever they would lead, but someone I can treasure is all I really need.”

Source : Song: One Good Love, Album: Tennessee Moon, 1996
“There is no grief like the grief that does not speak.”
“Apart from Scottish traditional music, I wasn't really influenced by any kind of music. I just basically followed my own instincts.”
“Everything is biographical, Lucian Freud says. What we make, why it is made, how we draw a dog, who it is we are drawn to, why we cannot forget. Everything is collage, even genetics. There is the hidden presence of others in us, even those we have known briefly. We contain them for the rest of our lives, at every border we cross.”
“We should enjoy and make the most of life, not because we are in constant fear of what might happen to us in a mythical afterlife, but because we have only one opportunity to live.”
“There was a great deal of inbreeding between the Indians and the slaves. Genetically speaking, black people are some part black, some part European.”

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