"If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows."

-- Sam Kinison

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“We are going to have to discuss with and seek the opinions of other countries. We don't wish to offend anyone, least of all a country we hold in such deep regard as the United Kingdom.”

Source : "Julian Assange asylum application may take time, says Ecuador president" by Esther Addley, www.theguardian.com. June 22, 2012.
“Behold the groves that shine with silver frost, their beauty withered, and their verdure lost!”
“You are the spell the universe has cast.”
“There's a marvelous sense of mastery that comes with writing a sentence that sounds exactly as you want it to.”
“The film language is still in development and the traditional dialogue is the biggest problem because nobody knows how to interpret it in 3D world.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“I like songs that sound like classics. There are songs that might be cooler or have better production, but I like songs that sound like they're timeless.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I suppose what's happened recently has confirmed suspicions I voiced in the book, and I think made clearer some of those things that I point out. For instance I have a section of the book where I talk about the possibility of torture.”
“I'm in a period of growth and expansion. I'm taking long, hard looks at the world and what's happening in it, analyzing and thinking. I'm trying to become acquainted with the universe - with the part of it I occupy - and trying to settle, for myself, what my relationship with it is.”

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