"You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars. And who knows how many knives!"

-- Brian Regan

#Knives Quotes #Two Quotes #Sandwiches Quotes

“If Muslims want to take their disputes to religious arbitrators because they genuinely believe that it's a matter of great spiritual importance that they do that, they shouldn't be the only community in this country that's denied the opportunity to do that. Because the Jewish population has been entitled to take their disputes to tribunals known as the Beth Din for over one hundred years, and the Church of England is integrated into the fabric of this country, and there are ecclesiastical tribunals where religious disputes can be dealt with.”
“I do feel that both visual artists and writers look out at the world in a similar way, and wonder at what they see. They want to record the visual world in their own, distinctive ways. We could call it "attention to detail," which also makes a good carpenter, for instance. To be what Emerson called the "transparent eyeball" (which is a phrase that makes me a little queasy) is a noble quest, I feel. It's a quest for honesty, and as Frost put it, a momentary stay against confusion. If I had more talent and courage, I would still love to be a painter.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“The habit of virtue cannot be formed in a closet. Habits are formed by acts of reason in a persevering struggle through temptation.”
“I can't say that I've fully achieved my dream yet. I'm just starting to evolve.”
“I don't have any rules, because I would only be breaking them, so it's a waste of time”

Source : ELLE Interview, www.elle.com. April 27, 2015.
“I've gone on record to say that I'm proud of the PC version of Daikatana and I stand behind that.”
“So what if I don't agree with the Democrats? What's to disagree with? They believe everything. And what they don't believe, the Republicans do. Neither of them stands for anything they believe in, anyway.”
“Way to rock lil' homie. Much Love.”

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