"He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites."

-- Emo Philips

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“To create something you want to sell, you first study and research the market, then you develop the product to the best of your ability.”
“We all remember where we were and we all remember what we were doing. I had a brother in New York, an uncle, lots of friends in New York. It made me angry, it made me sad; what could I do.”
“All self-help is Buddhism with a service mark”
“For sure it's better to have a coach. I won't lie to you. It's better to have someone to help you. I need it, you know. But as I say all the time, it's not easy to feel someone. That person has to be - has to be, for me, like good, first of all, but has to be hard and also understand my personality.”
“I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.”
“When you get down to it, the way that the music affects you individually is the most important thing, and when you let things like the location of a band get in the way or have an effect on your overview, you're cheating yourself out of a really good time.”
“Relative to the world's other advance democracies, Americans get off easy on tax day. Of the 35 richest countries, the U.S. ranks 32nd in total tax burden.”
“Surely it's better to love others, however messy and imperfect the involvement, than to allow one's capacity for love to harden.”

Source : Karen Armstrong (2010). “Through the Narrow Gate: A Memoir of Life In and Out of the Convent”, p.382, Vintage Canada

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