"This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee."

-- Eddie Izzard

#Coffee Quotes #Feet Quotes #Twelve Quotes

“The best strategy is one that offers the highest compound return consistent with no risk of going broke.”

Source : William Poundstone (2010). “Fortune's Formula: The Untold Story of the Scientific Betting System That Beat the Casinos and Wall Street”, p.69, Macmillan
“We must, however, acknowledge, as it seems to me, that man with all his noble qualities... still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.”
“Every Day Is for the Thief, by turns funny, mournful, and acerbic, offers a portrait of Nigeria in which anger, perhaps the most natural response to the often lamentable state of affairs there, is somehow muted and deflected by the author's deep engagement with the country: a profoundly disenchanted love. Teju Cole is among the most gifted writers of his generation.”
“The highest form of love is the love that allows for intimacy without the annihilation of difference.”
“I think we learn from medicine everywhere that it is, at its heart, a human endeavor, requiring good science but also a limitless curiosity and interest in your fellow human being, and that the physician-patient relationship is key; all else follows from it.”

Source : Interview with John McMurtrie, www.sfgate.com. March 14, 2010.
“There is something shameful about the death of a play. It does not die with pity, but contempt.”
“My star was kind of fading towards the end of the '60s and suddenly I got this call from Fellini, who just appeared to kind of love me!”
“The civilized world needs to think about a decision when single politicians are not allowed to stay in power.”

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