"Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick."

-- Dennis Miller

#Ideas Quotes #Bombs Quotes #Tick Quotes

“There is never enough time for fun.”

Source : Katherine Hannigan (2011). “Ida B: . . . and Her Plans to Maximize Fun, Avoid Disaster, and (Possibly) Save the World”, p.3, Harper Collins
“American families be warned, if the White House doesn't send your jobs overseas, they'll send your kids.”
“Somehow the image begins to have a sort of memory in it, even if you can't see it. It can build up a dense feeling toward the end, and then it makes me happier.”
“You have to write or else the auditioning process becomes so grueling because it's so hard to work.”
“When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001?”
“America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration.”

Source : Speech, Boston, Mass., 14 May 1920.
“Discussion is impossible with someone who claims not to seek the truth, but already to possess it.”
“Well, the most important thing about Islam is that we have to differentiate between two kinds of Islam. The first one is the institution of Islam... second, the culture of Islam.”

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