"Cheryl Cole got malaria...well I guess that answers the question what do you give someone who has everything"

-- Sean Lock

#Giving Quotes #Answers Quotes #Malaria Quotes

“You are very powerful, provided you know how powerful you are.”
“It is a maxim that man and wife should never have it in their power to hang one another.”

Source : George Farquhar, Arthur Murphy, George sen Colman, David Garrick (1817). “Comedy of the Beaux Stratagem with the Biography of the Author and a Critique by Richard Cumberland”, p.64
“Life is an illusion. I am held together in the nothingness by art.”
“I have 10 brothers and sisters.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.”
“The very admission of the need to harmonize is an admission that the burden of proof is on the narratives, not on those who doubt them. What harmonizing shows is that despite appearances, the texts still might be true.”
“It just feels good to play again. That's what keeps me going. I've focused harder because of it.”
“In building up a democratic model I think that Cuba's contribution, little by little, has contributed to getting closer to the ideals of those philosophers, of those Greeks who thought about how a society could be fairer, how a society could really represent the interests of the people. We have tried to get closer to that from a Latin-American perspective and from the Cuban perspective.”

Source : "The Future of Cuba". Interview with Lasonas Pipinis Velasco, www.counterpunch.org. February 27, 2015.

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