"I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday."

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W. C. Fields

#Witty Quotes #Sunday Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Operation Northern Star with Canada has made significant progress in battling meth from the north, and we are engaged in numerous training opportunities in Mexico to help curb the problem from the south.”
“The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.”
“One of the best ways to improve men's behaviour is to enlighten their minds: and today, against the strong opposition of the Church and the Establishment, Scientific Humanism is attempting to do just that.”
“My emotions are very simple and always have been about the Hall of Fame. It's something that I had absolutely nothing to do with and had no control over, so I never thought much about it, to be frank.”
“The way you think, the way you behave, the way you eat, can influence your life by 30 to 50 years.”
“Im going to always rise above the doubt that may exist about me.”
“Democritus maintains that there can be no great poet without a spite of madness.”
“The QB is going to be judged, fair or unfair, on success in the playoffs. You remember QBs who have won 3 or 4 Super Bowls”

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