"Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'"

-- Steven Wright

#Book Quotes #Islands Quotes #Desert Quotes

“The thing I like about decathlon is also the thing I dislike: It's the maximum challenge, but also the maximum frustration.”
“I have the same pet peeve as Anderson Cooper, which is bare feet in public. I hate it. It so grosses me out, especially in New York. Oh my God, New York in the summer with people and their feet in their sandals and their flip-flops, like get it away!”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Sometimes I wonder will God ever forgive us for what we've done to each other? Then I look around and I realize God left this place a long time ago.”
“We hear a lot of talk these days about teaching values in higher education. Frankly, I am not sure this can be accomplished through a separate course in morality or ethics. I am convinced, however, that values are sustained on campus by the honesty of our words, and by the confidence we have in the words of others.”
“Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?" "You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.”
“Air grew heavy, damp, almost solid. I was breathing bricks.”
“I believe that he's a boring fighter.”
“I'm always playing these mendacious characters who end up hoisting themselves by their own petard.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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