"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship."

-- Dick Gregory

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“Don't try to be someone else. Be yourself.”

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“What five members of the Supreme Court say the law is may be something vastly different from what Congress intended the law to be.”
“I just want to make different movies. I want them to be things that I care about and not to repeat myself.”

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“Iâ€™m really not hungry,â€ she repeated, lifting the coffee cup and inhaling the fragrant steam before sipping. â€œJust a few bites,â€ he cajoled, taking his own place beside her. â€œYou need to keep up your strength for tonight.â€ She gave him a heated, slumberous look, remembering her fantasy. â€œWhy? Are you planning something special?â€ â€œI suppose I am,â€ he said consideringly. â€œItâ€™s special every time we make love.”
“I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to,”
“You'll never be greater than yourself.”
“So the president is like, "Well, once upon a time it was Congress's job to decide whether or not we attacked countries, so let's let them decide." Which is funny, because, as we all know, if Congress were on fire, Congress could not pass the "Pour Water on Congress Act".”
“Telling your story out loud is the way human beings communicate. We don't normally think up words, translate how to spell them and then move our fingers up and down over this randomly arranged set of keys to make the same letters appear on a screen.”

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