"Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops."

-- Lisa Lampanelli

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“There's a sense of aliveness that comes from connection, shared experience. And you see it in every place. You see it when ball players jump up and down, gather at home plate, hugging, and it's not just because they're winning, it's that shared moment, that feeling of - we enter the world alone, we leave alone.”
“Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.”
“The body of Christ is a multicultural citizenry of an otherworldly kingdom.”
“Jazz is the favorite music [of America]. It is a type of music invented by [American] Blacks to please their primitive tendencies and desire for noise.”
“Paris isn't a city, it's a world.”
“Writing was not a childhood dream of mine. I do not recall longing to write as a student. I wasn't sure how to start.”
“I lived in Italy for three years and wanted no part of the country's disreputable way of life.”
“I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.”

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