"I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit."

-- Colin Quinn

#Witty Quotes #Kings Quotes #Reason Quotes

“We are â€¦ the un-proud non-possessors of objects whose chief substance is that of the transient symbol. Our Puritan fear of the love of things turns out to have been groundless after all, for we do not love things or even possess them: they pass through our lives as barium passes through the digestive tract, unassimilated, their function merely to flash signals along the way.”
“I once hit Quentin on the head with my ball and chain.”
“You cannot survive without that intangible quality we call heart. The mark of a top player is not how much he wins when he is winning but how he handles his losses. If you win for thirty days in a row, that makes no difference if on the thirty-first you have a bad night, go crazy, and throw it all away.”
“Everything is both simpler than we can imagine and more entangled than we can conceive.”
“By day each soul must walk within its shadow. Only night can make us whole again...”
“[Phyllis Schlaffley and Pat Buchanan and Jeff Sessions] do know conservatism, but I think they are wrong.”

Source : Source: www.realclearpolitics.com
“I think that travel comes from some deep urge to see the world, like the urge that brings up a worm in an Irish bog to see the moon when it is full.”
“When I'm off the road, my husband and I recharge our batteries. It's a day of deep rest and connection with the spiritual, and that can be anything - going for a walk in nature, being in silence, burning incense.”

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