"Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot."

-- Milton Berle

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“Even with revivals, I dont really pay attention to previous incarnations. I always just go with the script and with the director and am willing to treat it as brand new.”
“He is a very humble man, that thinks not himself better than some others.”
“I just think a hustler's ambition is that I never stop. I start off hustling and said I'll never stop hustling. An ambitious hustler is the one to hustle the hustlers. When I grew up, my heroes were hustlers. Now I'm their hero.”
“There is no armour against fate.”

Source : 'The Contention of Ajax and Ulysses' (1659) act 1, sc. 3
“All the green-screen stuff - all the special effects stuff - I shot right there in my house, in the basement in my theater room.”
“It is easier to make war than to make peace.”
“I came to understand that the words executive and corporate never belong next to the word chef.”
“Better to live one year as a tiger, then a hundred as sheep.”

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