"At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht."

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Real Quotes #Saws Quotes

“I don't have a lot of respect for talent. Talent is genetic. It's what you do with it that counts.”

Source : Martin Ritt, Gabriel Miller (2003). “Martin Ritt: Interviews”, p.204, Univ. Press of Mississippi
“The concept of religious freedom is largely ignored in the curriculum of our nation's public schools.”
“One learns the art of dying by learning the art of living: how to become master of the present moment.”

Source : S. N. Goenka (2012). “Discourse Summaries”, Pariyatti Publishing
“It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency." â€”George W. Bush, June 14, 2001, speaking to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson, unaware that a live television camera was still rolling.”
“Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.”
“My heart is a thousand years old. I am not like other people.”
“I know the pressure I'm under. I know who I'm following.”
“The seat of the soul and the control of voluntary movement - in fact, of nervous functions in general, - are to be sought in the heart. The brain is an organ of minor importance.”

You may also like:

Andrew Dice Clay
Comedian
Bob Hope
Comedian
Don Rickles
Comedian
George Burns
Comedian
Jack Benny
Comedian
Jerry Lewis
Comedian
Jimmy Durante
Singer
Red Skelton
Entertainer
Sid Caesar
Actor