"And some sad news ... the first lesbian couple to legally get married in the state of Massachusetts has split up. They cited irreconcilable similarities."

-- Jay Leno

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“Americans tended to think of war as something that had to be done from time to time, for a particular purpose or goal. They fought not for the sake of fighting but for the sake of winning.”

Source : David Hackett Fischer (2006). “Washington's Crossing”, p.370, Oxford University Press
“When people see success, particularly investors, they are much more willing to invest in artistic projects.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“I'm probably the most proud of "Mrs. Potato Head," because I had that idea in my head for so long, and I tried writing that song one time and I just couldn't tell the story the way I wanted to, and I couldn't figure it out.”
“I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand.”
“Interesting things happen when the creative impulse is cultivated with curiosity, freedom and intensity.”
“How can a world be good in which Money is the moving power, and Self-interest the guiding star?”

Source : H. Rider Haggard (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of H. Rider Haggard (Illustrated)”, p.1688, Delphi Classics
“I'm glad I got to introduce myself to America by doing a Britney [Spears] song, haha!”
“Tests showed cancer of the larynx and the doctor advised an operation immediately. I was informed that my larynx had to be removed completely. I heard about Dr Breuss and went to see him....he prescribed the juice treatment....By the time I had completed this juice treatment I felt fit and once again had a good appetite. Despite my 72 years I felt my old self again.”

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