"There are only two conditions where youâ€™re allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: itâ€™s snowing or the death of a celebrity."

-- Michael McIntyre

#Lying Quotes #Two Quotes #Snow Quotes

“A human moment is a term I invented to distinguish in-person communication from electronic. Human moments are exponentially more powerful than electronic ones. I mean face-to-face, in-person contact and communication. I have identified several modern paradoxes and the first is that, for various reasons, we have grown electronically superconnected but we have simultaneously grown emotionally disconnected from each other.”

Source : Source: bobmorris.biz
“Dear gentlemen, let me die a natural death.”

Source : Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable (centenary edition), revised by Ivor Evans (1975)
“A cat's meow and cow's moo, I can recite them all.”
“You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.”
“If Christians cannot communicate as thinking beings, they are reduced to encountering one another only at the shallow level of gossip and small talk. Hence the perhaps peculiarly modern problem - the loneliness of the thinking Christian.”
“I was born accidentally. I lived accidentally in London. We nearly migrated to New Zealand. So much of my life has been a product of chance, I can't see a meaning in it at all.”
“It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.”
“The authors of great evils know best how to remove them.”

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