"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes youâ€™re not using?"

-- Steven Wright

#Men Quotes #Feet Quotes #Shoes Quotes

“A black belt doesn't mean anything. The meaning is in the journey.”
“From a leader's perspective, the most serious betrayal has to do with thwarting human potential, with quenching the spirit, with failing to deal equitably with each other as human beings.”
“I scarcely know the meaning of your question; much less can I answer it.”
“If we could understand the full significance of a woman's hat we could prophesy her clothes for the next year, the interior decoration of the next two years, the architecture of the next ten years, and we would have a fairly accurate notion of the pressures, political, economic and religious that go to make the shape of an age.”
“A man is always afraid of a woman that loves him too much”
“Negative desires can cause no evil if you do not allow yourself to be seduced by them.”
“This country, and the West Coast, especially, is bad at preserving any cultural legacy.”
“When you are not free, you are not creating; you are being created.”

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