"The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds."

-- Lenny Bruce

#Laughing Quotes #Comedian Quotes #Roles Quotes

“For the longest time I have had so much belief and confidence in myself, which as an actor you need, because the entertainment industry is incredible competitive, brutal, and unpredictable just when you start to think you know what's going on.”

Source : Interview with Ocean Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. December 31, 2013.
“Each year is a new year.”
“Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live as well as think.”
“One man can make another's life so much better.”
“Many of us were taught that no sentence should begin with "but." If that's what you learned, unlearn it - there's no stronger word at the start. It announces a total contrast with what has gone before, and the reader is thereby primed for the change.”
“Your enemies hate you more than they hate your ideas. Should you want a project to be undone propose it. Even if it were as useful as a bishop's mire it would be rejected. Once you are defeated let the humblest-looking among you sponsor it and your enemies to humble you will approve it.”
“I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.”
“I suppose everybody has a mental picture of the days of the week, some seeing them as a circle, some as an endless line, and others again, for all I know, as triangles and cubes. Mine is a wavy line proceeding to infinity, dipping to Wednesday which is the colour of old silver dark with polishing and rising again to a pale gold Sunday. This day has a feeling in my picture of warmth and light breezes and sunshine and afternoons that stretch to infinity and mornings full of far-off bells.”

You may also like:

Bill Cosby
Comedian
Bill Hicks
Comedian
Dick Gregory
Comedian
George Carlin
Comedian
Jonathan Winters
Comedian
Louis C. K.
Comedian
Mort Sahl
Comedian
Richard Pryor
Comedian
Sam Kinison
Comedian