"Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Kings Quotes #Christ Quotes #Jew Quotes

“Hearing your voice and your instrument kind of breathe in the room, it affects the way you perform the songs. For instance, if you have that reverb, you can give the songs a little more space. You can play them a little slower or you can play less of the guitar part and just let it open up, which I really love. It's so nice to play a listening room, because the audience feels a certain way too.”

Source : Source: sojo.net
“To hurt is as human as to breathe.”
“You don't need to explain your dreams. They belong to you.”
“Perfect love casts out fear. Where there is love there are no demands, no expectations, no dependency. I do not demand that you make me happy; my happiness does not lie in you. If you were to leave me, I will not feel sorry for myself; I enjoy your company immensely, but I do not cling.”
“Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu.”

Source : FaceBook post by Ha Jin from Feb 25, 2012
“If numbers aren't beautiful, I don't know what is.”
“Water. Its sunny track in the plain; its splashing in the garden canal, the sound it makes when in its course it meets the mane ofthe grass; the diluted reflection of the sky together with the fleeting sight of the reeds; the Negresses fill their dripping gourds and their red clay containers; the song of the washerwomen; the gorged fields the tall crops ripening.”
“To be an artist of my generation willing to be unhip -artists were supposed to be like cowboys.”

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