"Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see."

-- Steven Wright

#Thinking Quotes #Comedian Quotes #Stuff Quotes

“I have made a long enough descent into the void to speak with certainty. There is nothing but beauty--and beauty has only one perfect expression, Poetry. All the rest is a lie.”
“A fool or idiot is one who expects things to happen that never can happen.”
“In a time of transition for journalism all around the world, it's reassuring to know that some of the old ways endure.”
“Our hope is to support projects that promote theÂ personal and educational development of young peopleÂ through creative programs thatÂ embrace innovation while celebrating rich traditions and cultural exchange”
“America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.”
“Reality might be described as the eternal equipoise of positive and negative.”
“My father once told me that a happy ending is just the place where you choose to stop telling the story. So this is where I choose to stop. More things are still going to happen, of course, some good, some bad. Some things never get any better. When people die they stay dead. None of us knows why we love, or why we stop loving, or why everyone we love we lose.”
“As Republicans, our first concern is for those waiting tonight to begin or resume the climb up life's ladder.”

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