"I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!"

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George Carlin

#Humorous Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Sticks Quotes

“Feelings are your guide. Trust your feelings and learn to express them, and do not blame anyone for how you feel. Be yourself, observe yourself. Look to understand any crisis you have been in or will be in.”

Source : Barbara Marciniak (1998). “Family of Light: Pleiadian Tales and Lessons in Living”, p.90, Inner Traditions / Bear & Co
“The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !!”
“Are you the new person drawn toward me? To begin with, take warning, I am surely far different from what you suppose.”
“People who say "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" never felt a broken heart.”
“Reforming public education, cutting property taxes, fixing adult and child protective services and funding our budget can all occur when Democrats and Republicans engage in consensus and cooperation - not cynicism and combat.”
“I thought Out of Action was better as a catalogue than the honeycomb because the honeycomb was like walking into one compartment and then another compartment.”
“I cook British food, but it doesn't mean I'm jingoistic about it. People can cook very good fusion food.”

Source : "Table talk". Interview with Rachel Dixon, www.theguardian.com. August 26, 2008.
“My happiest childhood memories are of times in our backyard. My mother had an old clothesline that hung out in front. It seemed like it stretched a mile long, and I loved sitting in the sun while she hung clothes.”

Source : Traci Lords (2013). “Traci Lords: Underneath It All”, p.6, Harper Collins

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