"Thank you for listening to Comedy Bang Bang! My name is Scott Aukerman and I will see you next week."

-- Scott Aukerman

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“A chair must be really important as an object, because my mother always told me to offer my chair to a lady”
“As in creating some significant work the artist first experiences something akin to dream awareness that becomes clarified in the creative process itself, so we must first have a vision of the future sufficiently entrancing that it will sustain us in the transformation of the human project that is now in process.”
“The unprecedented development of science and technology... so rapid that it is said that 90 per cent of the scientists which this country has ever produced are still living today.”
“The present indicative asserts something which is occuring while the speaker is making the statement.”
“In the pursuit of truth, intent is prior to content, or to the availability of it. The love of truth and the willingness to submit to its demands is the first step.”
“Charles preferred his deer to taste like meat and his pancakes to look like pancakes. Brother Wolf thought he was too picky. Brother Wolf was probably right.”
“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."”

Source : United States. President (1981-1989 : Reagan), Ronald Reagan (1982). “Ronald Reagan”
“Seven hours to law, to soothing slumber seven, Ten to the world allot, and all to heaven.”

Source : Lines in substitution for Sir Edward Coke's lines: 'Six hours in sleep...', in Lord Teignmouth 'Life of Sir W. Jones' (1835) vol. 2.

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