"I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car."

-- Milton Berle

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“'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff Beck Band, wherein he cut his teeth on American audiences for $75 a week plus expenses, and wisely ignores his generally inferior work with the Faces.”
“I am struggling, though. Itâ€™s f-cking hard. So little sleep. Itâ€™s 23 hours and 59 minutes of exhaustion. They do one little thing in that last minute that is just so compelling and fascinating that it makes the other 23 hours and 59 minutes worthwhile.”
“Thought is so cunning, so clever, that it distorts everything for its own convenience.”
“I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.”
“If the natural tendencies of mankind are so bad that it is not safe to permit people to be free, how is it that the tendencies of these organizers are always good? Do not the legislators and their appointed agents also belong to the human race? Or do they believe that they themselves are made of a finer clay than the rest of mankind?”

Source : "The Law". Book by Frederic Bastiat, 1850.
“Think! You can think any think that you wish...”
“But a sort of rupture-in anguish-leaves us at the limit of tears: in such a case we lose ourselves, we forget ourselves and communicate with an elusive beyond.”
“I really believe that you could do horror very inexpensively. I don't think it has anything to do with the effects, the effects are not the most important parts.”

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