"The Senate is now considering increasing government subsidies for corn growers to produce more ethanol. If we produce enough ethanol we can postpone our next invasion of a Middle Eastern country for two to three years."

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Jay Leno

#Country Quotes #Fun Quotes #Years Quotes

“The biggest risk with a series that goes on this long is that you'll get bored with the character.”
“I always listen to what I can leave out.”
“I am satisfied to trifle away my time, rather than let it stick by me.”
“Drinking and taking drugs. I think there was also a sort of druggie or trance-like nature to the way that I used sex as a child.”

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“I'm just sittin here trying not to be unhappy.”

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“I feel like there's a randomness in real life that too many Hollywood movies just shave off. It feels too intentional, and life just isn't that intentional. I like popcorn movies. I like entertaining movies. But, I feel like I could do something more in the real world.”
“Our emotions are not transformed by trying harder, but by seeing more clearly.”
“There are more 'Don'ts' in golf than there are in any other avocation in life.”

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