"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday."

-- George Burns

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Witty Quotes

“Hatreds not vowed and concealed are to be feared more than those openly declared.”
“You want to surround yourself with people who are as dedicated to their discipline as you are to yours and let them do what they do.”
“I always give one actor an emotion to make it very easy so he or she can root to it.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“There can be no rise in the value of labour without a fall of profits.”

Source : David Ricardo (1821). “On the Principles of Political Economy, and Taxation”, p.31
“The way the world is going, it's technology driven. And it isn't just driven by the old super powers, it's driven by the far east and new emerging economies.”
“We're not earthly beings any moreâ€¦ we're cosmic beings.”

Source : Tape recording to Joe Romersa, 1992.
“To be ourselves causes us to be exiled by many others, and yet to comply with what others want causes us to be exiled from ourselves.”
“When I just want to be free, I'll wear the Banderas outfit and the mask and touch myself. On the chest. Only on the chest. I just want to feel the silky silks.”

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